Like every mom I have a box of gizmos from outlet-finger-stoppers to doorknob-no-turners in my house. Mine is labeled (in big letters with my label maker) "Safety Proofing." This is because I think "Safety Proofing" is a hilarious term and I like to amuse myself at any opportunity. I mean, you've gotta keep that safety away from the babies, right?
I've used the phrase in public and I've gotten a few chuckles, but today I feel truly validated. One Step Ahead, which is a great site with clever kid-related gadgets and toys, sent out a marketing email with the subject, "Holiday Safety-Proofing Solutions."
I laughed. I can't help myself! I mean, what's in the catalog? Recalled toys from Christmas past?
The holidays do pose many safety hazards for babies and toy safety should be taken very seriously, but it's baby proofing or child proofing, not safety proofing!